have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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