I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
