Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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