How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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