If i come over, it means nothing
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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