just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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