I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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