I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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