see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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Have fun and good luck.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm really busy with my period
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