just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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