Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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