Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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