just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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