If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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