im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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