wanna go halves on a baby?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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