I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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