Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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