windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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