She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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