Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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