How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
