Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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