hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
