Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Its about making memories worth repressing
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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