She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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