Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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