It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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