You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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