I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sorry my hands just texted you
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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