I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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