oh god the rape fog is back!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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