problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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