HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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