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I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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