IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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