I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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