this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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