in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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