i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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