I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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