4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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