I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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