Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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