when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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