I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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