I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
These tits shall not be calmed
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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