Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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