Ikea night.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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