yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
