party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
